function setup() {

  let it = createCanvas(600, 400);

  it.canvas.title = "schleebo"

}

​

let stringk = ""

let explode = false

let bombTimer = new Timer()

bombTimer.paused = true

let timeToDie = 30

let defuseCode = 102003909283

​

let theDude = false

let talking = 0

let saying = "Hello, I'm Schleebo!"

let schleeboTimer = new Timer()

schleeboTimer.paused = true

let sx = 40

let sy = 40

let sr = 0

​

let homophobic = false

let emo = false

​

let admin = false

let coverOff = false

let itGetsReal = false

let panelLog = ["> admin panel enabled"]

let itGotReal = false

let yeetTimer = new Timer()

yeetTimer.paused = true

​

let seizure = false

​

let talk2 = false

let words2 = "oh dear, it appears I am saying placeholder text"

​

function schleeboSay(words, delay, duration){

  executeDelayed(function(){

    talking ++

    saying = words

  },delay)

  executeDelayed(function(){talking--},duration + delay)

}

​

function keyTyped() {

  if(key == "Enter"){

    if(stringk == "explode" || stringk == "fuck you" || stringk == "kys"){

      explode = true

      bombTimer.paused = false

      defuseCode = round(random(1000,9999))

      schleeboSay("you should say " + defuseCode,timeToDie-5,5)

    }else if(stringk == "schleebo" && !theDude){

      theDude = true

      schleeboTimer.paused = false

      schleeboSay("Hello, I'm Schleebo!",5,5)

      schleeboSay("did you know that there is a dark mode? Try saying \"dark mode\"",15,5)

      schleeboSay("don't like it? you can say \"go back\" to go back.", 25,5)

      schleeboSay("7vector said not to tell anyone this, but the secret password is ADMIN",40,5)

      schleeboSay("so like, don't type that in.",46,5)

    }else if(stringk == "no homo" || stringk == "my eyes hurt"){

      homophobic = true

    }else if(stringk == "dark mode"){

      emo = true

    }else if(stringk == "give me a seizure"){

      seizure = true

      homophobic = true

    }else if(stringk == defuseCode){

      explode = false

      bombTimer.paused = true

      bombTimer.value = 0

    }else if(stringk == "go back" || stringk == "reset"){

      seizure = false

      emo = false

      homophobic = false

    }else if(stringk == "stop"){

      seizure = false

    }else if(stringk == "no schleebo" || stringk == "remove schleebo" || stringk == "go away"){

      schleeboSay("you can't get rid of me.",0,10)

    }else if(stringk == "ADMIN" && !admin){

      print("FUCK YOU SCHLEEBO")

      resizeCanvas(600,500)

      admin = true

      doNot.enable()

      pleaseNo.hidden = false

      schleeboSay("why would you do that. what's wrong with you?",0,5)

      schleeboSay("he's going to be so mad at both of us now.",6,4)

      schleeboSay("what's your problem.",11,5)

    }

    stringk = ""

  }else{

    chari = key

    stringk += chari

  }

}

​

function keyReleased(){

  if(keyCode == 8 && stringk.length > 0){

    stringk = stringk.slice(0,stringk.length - 1)

  }

}

​

let doNot = new Button("box", 30,430)

​

doNot.active = false

doNot.hidden = true

​

doNot.width = 40

doNot.height = 40

​

doNot.fill = [200,0,0]

doNot.stroke = [50,30,30]

doNot.strokeWeight = 2

​

doNot.draw = function(){

  let hover = this.hover

  let pressed = this.pressed

  fill(hover&&!pressed?this.fill:[240,0,0])

  stroke(this.stroke)

  strokeWeight(this.strokeWeight)

  rect(this.x, this.y, this.width, this.height)

}

​

doNot.onPressEnd = function(){

  if(theDude){

  if(!coverOff) panelLog.push("> lever cover removed")

  coverOff = true

  schleeboSay("don't do that",0,3)

  pleaseNo.active = true

  }else{

    panelLog.push("> schleebo is required")

  }

}

​

let pleaseNo = new Slider("box",false,120,450)

​

pleaseNo.hidden = true

pleaseNo.active = false

​

pleaseNo.Slength = 200

pleaseNo.height = 40

​

let time = 0

function draw() {

  updateDelayedExecution()

  colorMode(HSL)

  let col = color((time * 30)%350,70,50)

  if(homophobic) col = color(0,100,100)

  if(emo) col = color(0,0,0)

  if(itGotReal) col = color(20)

  background(col);

  time+=round(deltaTime/1000,3)

  if(seizure) emo = (round(time*10)%2==1)

  textAlign(CENTER,CENTER)

  textSize(60)

  fill(0)

  if(emo || itGotReal) fill(0,100,100)

  noStroke()

  if(!itGotReal){

  text("please hold",300,150)

  textSize(40)

  text("my brain has stopped working",300,250)

  }

  textSize(20)

  text(stringk+(round(time)%2==1?"_":" "),300,300 - (itGotReal?100:0))

  // TODO: make background and 7vector

  if(itGotReal){

  }

  if(explode){

    fill(0)

    stroke(0,80,40)

    strokeWeight(6)

    rect(250,30,100,40)

    noStroke()

    fill(0,100,100)

    textSize(20)

    let timer = "" + round(timeToDie - bombTimer.value,2)

    textAlign(LEFT,CENTER)

    text(timer,275,50)

    if(bombTimer.value > timeToDie) remove()

  }

  if(admin && !itGotReal){

    colorMode(RGB)

    fill(80)

    stroke(20)

    strokeWeight(4)

    rect(0,400,600,100)

    fill(80)

    stroke(20)

    strokeWeight(4)

    rect(100,420,240,60)

    pleaseNo.draw()

    noStroke()

    fill(100,150,255,100)

    if(!coverOff) rect(100,420,240,60)

    noStroke()

    fill(0,10,0)

    rect(378,418,184,64)

    if(pleaseNo.value == 200 && !itGetsReal){

      itGetsReal = true

      yeetTimer.paused = false

      schleeboSay("WHAT HAVE YOU DONE",0,5)

      schleeboSay("uhhhh...",8,3)

      panelLog.push("> entrance sequence engaged")

      executeDelayed(function(){

        panelLog.push("> activating...")

      },1)

      executeDelayed(function(){

        talk2 = true

      },12)

      executeDelayed(function(){

        itGotReal = true

        resizeCanvas(600,400)

        admin = false

        doNot.active = false

        pleaseNo.active = false

      },3)

    }

    fill(0,200,20)

    textSize(12)

    textAlign(LEFT,TOP)

    let txt = ""

    for(let i = panelLog.length-1; i >= 0 && i >= panelLog.length-4; i--){

      txt += panelLog[i] + "\n"

    }

    text(txt,380,420,200,60)

  }

  if(yeetTimer.value <= 3){

    sx = Clerp(40,650,(1-cos((PI/2)*yeetTimer.value/3))*(1-cos((PI/2)*yeetTimer.value/3)))

    sr = Clerp(0,20*PI,(1-cos((PI/2)*yeetTimer.value/3)))

  }else if(yeetTimer.value <= 6){

    sy = 200

    sx = Clerp(40,-40,(1-sin((PI/2)*(yeetTimer.value-3)/3)))

    sr = Clerp(20*PI, 0,(1-sin((PI/2)*(yeetTimer.value-3)/3)))

  }

  if(theDude){

    push()

    translate(sx, sy)

    rotate(sr)

    colorMode(RGB)

    fill(0)

    noStroke()

    circle(0,0,50)

    rect(10,0,10,70)

    rect(20,60,10,10)

    rect(-20,0,10,70)

    rect(-10,60,10,10)

    noFill()

    stroke(255)

    strokeWeight(4)

    point(23-40,-5)

    point(57-40,-5)

    strokeWeight(2)

    arc(0,0,20,20, PI/8, PI - PI/8)

    if(talking > 0){

      noFill()

      stroke(0)

      strokeWeight(4)

      rect(40,-30,150,60)

      triangle(35,0,40,-5,40,5)

​

      noStroke()

      fill(255)

      rect(40,-30,150,60)

      fill(0)

      textAlign(CENTER,CENTER)

      textSize(12)

      text(saying, 40,-30,150,60)

    }

    pop()

  }

  if(talk2){

    colorMode(RGB)

    fill(2,0,10)

    stroke(50,0,150)

    strokeWeight(2)

    rect(40,280,520,100)

    rect(60,300,60,60)

    textSize(20)

    textAlign(LEFT,CENTER)

    noStroke()

    fill(100,0,200)

    text("7vector",130,300)

    textAlign(LEFT,TOP)

    textSize(14)

    text(words2,130,310,400,60)

    // face

  }

  updateTimers()

}