// I'm your professor, the 🧙🏻‍♂️ CUM SORCERER 🧙🏻‍♂️

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// Follow these instructions below and soon you will be

//  a  🍎🍏 CUM SORCERER'S APPRENTICE 🍎🍏

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// You can press the ▶️ PLAY button ▶️ in the top left corner to start the code. And you can press the ⏹️ stop button ⏹️ to stop the code.

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//       Today's Lesson:

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// We will building a 🎹 🍆 PIPE ORGAN 🍆 🎹

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// PRE-REQS

// the various p5.js functions:

//   preload()

//   setup()

//   draw()

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// 👨🏻‍🏫 TODAY'S SKILLS 🔠 🔢

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// (1) how to draw and position a penis  🍆

// (2) how to add sound to a penis       🔊

// (3) how to use the keyboard for input ⌨️

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/*

function preload() {

}

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function setup() {

  createCanvas(400, 400);

}

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function draw() {

  background(220);

}

*/

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const CW = 1080;

const CH = 1080;

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let ROW_DICKS;

let CHODE;

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const IMGPATH = 'assets/img'

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// 🔊  🔊  🔊  AUDIO  🔊  🔊  🔊

let SOUND_FILES = [

  'toneG1.mp3',

  'toneA2.mp3',

  'toneB2.mp3',

  'toneC2.mp3',

  'toneD2.mp3',

  'toneE2.mp3',

  'toneF2.mp3',

  'toneG2.mp3',

];

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let SOUNDS;

const SOUNDPATH = 'assets/sound';

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function preload() {

  //-- ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ IMAGES ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

  CHODE = loadImage(`${IMGPATH}/chode.png`);

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  // 🔊  🔊  🔊  AUDIO  🔊  🔊  🔊

  SOUNDS = SOUND_FILES.map(s => {

    const file = `${SOUNDPATH}/${s}`;

    console.log(file);

    return s ? loadSound(file) : null;

  })

}

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function setup() {

  createCanvas(CW, CH);

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  // 🍆  🍆 DICK 🍆  🍆  

  ROW_DICKS = [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7].map(i => {

    const ii = i + 0.5;

    const bx = ii * CW/8;

    const by = 800;

    const d = new Dick(CHODE, bx, by, 0);

    d.setGirth(50);

    d.setHeight(200);

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    // COCK_REFACTOR: could be better?

    const distance = 200 * 3/4;

    d.setCumOrigin(createVector(bx, by - distance));

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    // COCK_REFACTOR: could be better?

    // 🐎 🐎 VELOCITY 🐎 🐎

    d.setVelocityFunction(angle => {

      const vx = random(-2, 2);

      const vy = random(-20, -15);

      return createVector(

        vx * cos(angle) - vy * sin(angle),

        vx * sin(angle) + vy * cos(angle)

      );

    });

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    // 🔊  🔊  🔊  AUDIO  🔊  🔊  🔊

    d.setCumSound(SOUNDS[i]);

    return d;

  });

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}

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function draw() {

  background(102, 100, 140);

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  // 🍆  🍆 DICK 🍆  🍆  

  for (d of ROW_DICKS) d.update();

}

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// 🕶️ 🕶️ KEYBOARD 🕶️ 🕶️  

function keyPressed() {

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  for (let i in ROW_DICKS) {

    if (keyCode === KEY_HOMEROW[i]) {

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      // ⚪ ⚪ PARTICLE ⚪ ⚪  

      // 🔊  🔊  🔊  AUDIO  🔊  🔊  🔊

      ROW_DICKS[i].cum();

    }

  }

}

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