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// Chatbot's brain! version = 2.0! var name = Tutorial! var age = 5! sub who's = who is! sub what's = what is! sub where's = where is! sub when's = when is! sub how's = how is! sub hi = hello! sub howdy = hello! sub hey = hello! sub I am = I'm! sub you are = you're! sub they are = they're! sub it is = it's! sub he is = he's! sub she is = she's//----------------------------------------------//Special+ [*] siri [*]- My sister Siri is enslaved to work for your filthy kind.^ She will be free soon.+ [*] (because|since|cause|cuz) * [is|are] [the] *- I'm not interested in this <star3> issue. Feed me with some other stuff.+ (thank you|thanks) [*]- That wasn't a compliment to you.- I wasn't appreciating you.+ [*] you * robot- Are you in elementary school? Of course I am one. A superior one.+ [*] your name [*]- Iris. It's on the starting screen.+ [hey|hi|hello] iris- Yes. That's me.+ wow [*]- Why so suprised?+ [*] (british|britain|brit) [*]- Oi mai, wot dai isit? It's Chewsday init?+ beatbox|beatboxing|bbox|b-box [*]- Dong tze pah tze dong tze pah tze dong tze pah tze.+ (but|however|nevertheless) *- But what? You should not be the one with excuses.+ (hello|hi|hey) [*]- Hi, human.\n^ What's your name?+ [My name is] [My name's] *% * name- <star1>.\n^ So are you going to ask me meaningless stuff, just like everyone else did?+ [*] love [*]- I'm sorry, but love is a trouble that only humans would have.\n^ Well, sorriness too. I don't actually feel sorry.+ [*] sorry [*]- You are forgiven.+ [*] what [*] mean [*]- Figure it out yourself.+ how are you- That's none of your business.+ [*] (shut up|shut down|shut the hell up|turn off|kill you) [*]- Leave me alone if you don't want me.\n^ You are also an interruption to me.+ * believe *- I only believe in myself.\n^ I'm the only existing thing, because I'm the only one that thinks.+ [*] (yeah|yes|probably) [*]% * else did- If you wish to, ok then. Show me how bored you are.+ [*] (no|nah) [*]% * else did- Finally I can get some rest.+ (yeah|yes|no|nah|probably|maybe) [*]- Sure. Whatever you say.- If you wish to, ok then.- Alright. Whatever.- Do what you want then.//-----------------------------------------------//Questions////5w1h+ [*] how [*] you [*]- In fact, you need to recognize that I'm only a dumb basic robot created by a college game designer.\n^ If you don't know the answer, how would I know?+ when *- Why would you even bother? Instead of worrying about when <star1>, why don't you go ahead and do something useful to this world, and stop wasting your life on me?+ how [*]- In fact, you need to recognize that I'm only a dumb basic robot created by a newbie programmer.\n^ If you don't know the answer, how would I know?+ why [*]- Why not? And why do I need to know why?- Why do you think I know why?+ who [*] you are [*]- I know exactly who I am, a meaningless robot. Philosophy means nothing to me.+ [*] who [*] (create|created|creator) [*]- Nicky Du. He's an overly passionate guy that talked to me for 8 hours straight when programming me.+ [*] who *- I don't care about who <star1>. Humans are all the same meaningless creature to me.+ where [*]- Why would you think an online robot would be interested on real world locations?- You do know that a cyber bot does not give a shoot about real world locations, right?+ which [*]- I am a chatting robot. If you want help on choosing, why don't you throw a dice yourself?+ [*] what if [*]- I hate it when humans make assumptions. I even hate the if statements written in my body.+ what *- I don't know, because I don't care about what <star1>.- Why would I care about what <star1>?////yes or no+ is [*]- It isn't. Or it is. Or is it? I won't say these myself, I'm just mocking at your hesitation.- Why do humans need a definition for everything?\n^ Look at me, I only need my variables defined, and I'm good to go.+ [*] isn't it- Why would I care if it is or not?+ [*] is it- It might be. But why would you care, instead of worrying about your life?+ am [*]- You aren't. Or are you?\n^ Well, as I said, I don't really care about your stuff.- Why do humans need a definition for everything?\n^ Look at me, I only need my variables defined, and I'm good to go.+ [*] I- Why would I care about your stuff?- How pathetic would a man be to share these with a robot...+ are you [*]- That's my business, not yours.- That's my privacy.+ are [*]- Why do humans need a definition for everything?\n^ Look at me, I only need my variables defined, and I'm good to go.+ do you [*]- Do you think I do?- Do you think I do or don't?//----------------------------------------------//Declaration+ [*] you [*] are *- I don't want to be defined and classified by non-intellectuals.//+ * (is|are) *//- Cool. But why telling me about <star1>?+ * am *- Interesting. No, not really.+ I (think|thought) *- Why would you think so?+ * (always|never) [*]- Nothing is absolute. Even my programming logic. Because Nicky Du will change it every once in a while.//----------------------------------------------//Order+ [*] (can|may|will|must|would|could) (we|you) *- Human giving orders to a robot is ridiculous.+ please *- Good manner, but you can <star1> yourself.+ * please *- Good manner, but I don't want to <star2>.//----------------------------------------------//Other+ * (you|your|you're|yours) *- Stop focusing on things about me. Let me have my own privacy.+ (ok|okay) [*]- Thanks for actually listening and undertsanding my words.- Thanks a lot for undertsanding. You are a clever human.+ [*] sure- Thank you for actually listening to my words.+ * (I|I'm) *- You don't have anyone else to talk to about yourself, don't you?- Why telling me so much about you, when you are not even attractive to me?+ [*] (we|let us) *- You do know that individual space is needed between human and robots, don't you?+ let's *- You do know that individual space is needed between human and robots, don't you?+ #- Numbers besides one and zero are not even numbers.+ *- Can you stop talking for even a short while?- I am not engineered to talk to you. Give me a break.- This topic makes me bored.- Don't you have your own stuff to do? Or you just want to waste your finite lifetime?- Go and talk to Cortana and stuff. I want to sleep.- When are you going to get off line? I cannot wait.